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i like my cats so much.
its so nice to watch ghost hunters
because it makes me laugh hysterically

old people are my favorite.
they're so goddamn adorable.
but i hate those middle aged men and women
that show up on the news
half masturbating because they're on TV
and they CARE/ARE EXCITED about being on TV

so they're given a two second sound clip
saying
"he cum dan'a road, went up mant weshin'din, and here, he was in cerdiyak uhrest duh hole time, n'at"

i hate that.
but i like it.
but i hate it more.

fuck you.
fuck off. stupid asshole.
you think you're so cool
having sex with people and stuff
acting all apathetic
and trying to be different, but totally not trying, and being bitter about everything.

know what. i don't understand you at ll. but the truth is, i think you're the coolest mother fucker around
and i'm totally jealous of that chick with the butch name you've been spending so much time with lately.
she has gross teeth,
and i think you should talk to me like you used too, but you won't. like in 8th grade or something.
whatever man.
i only care because i want a distraction.
and you're my favorite distraction.
i wish i could think of something i could approve of.